Miljöpartiet vill utse en svensk ”fredsminister” som ska åka runt i världen och skapa fred i olika oroshärdar och dessutom fixa global nedrustning. Utnämnandet sägs skicka ”en kraftfull signal till omvärlden”. http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx…
Meanwhile, at the Kremlin by the Red Square in Moscow…..
The russian foreign minister, Sergej Lavrov, storms, without even knocking, into the office of president Vladimir Vladimirovitj Putin. Red-faced from exhaustion he collapses in the visitor’s chair. Vladimir Putin looks up….
VLADIMIR PUTIN: My god, Sergej….what’s going on? You look like somebody has stolen all the vodka in your office cabinet……
SERGEJ LAVROV: No, no….it’s far worse than that….
VP: Worse? What can possibly be worse?
SL: We have just received alarming news from our embassy in Stockholm. The swedish government is about to appoint a MINISTER OF PEACE.
VP: A minister of peace?!?!?…..you must be joking?
SL: Unfortunately not. I’ve read the crypted message from our ambassador in Stockholm myself. Apparently the presentation of this new minister is imminent.
VP: I simply can not believe it! How the hell were we caught off-guard like this? After all we spend billions and billions of rubles every year on intelligence….
SL: Well, we knew that the Swedes consider themselves a ”humanitarian superpower” and morally superior to everyone else but we did not think that they would go as far as this….
VP: Well, what do we know? Who is the mastermind behind this?
SL: We know very little. Apparently, the swedes have a secret think-tank consisting of heavyweights and hardliners from the green party. According to our intelligence files, the swedish green party mainly consists of the usual lot of wishy-washy middle-class weltschmerz-rebels aloof from the real world – but there are other elements as well….
VP: Like what?
SL: A very strange mixture of rather extreme muslims and very loudmouthed and radical feminists.
SL: Some of their muslims refuse to shake hands with women while the feminist wing has been our back regarding rights for women and HBTQ-persons…..I know it sounds strange….but this is Sweden after all…..
VP: Hmmmmm…..so what do they hope to achieve with this Minister for Peace?
SL: To create world peace, they say.
VP: Sounds like they should start with their own party….any reactions from Washington yet? Berlin? Paris? Beijing? London? Jerusalem? Damaskus? The pope? I mean, this will go down in the history books as the day that changed geopolitics as we know it….
SL: No reactions yet, I suppose they are all still suffering from the same shock as we are….
To be continued…..(Cliffhanger)😃